May 2012
Let me go, Tumblr. My eyes are terribly...
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29 is the New 13
Arriving at school for enrollment late, you see an endless line, listen to some person telling you what to do and find out you haven’t done what 90% of the people have already done at home; you begin to believe, yet again, that you are the star of a bad movie. The plot coheres: The computer room in your building isn’t open, you walk across the highway and wait for another 30+ minutes...
I, ahhhhh,
reallyyyyyy want to swim na. As in lapping. Ajujujuju so deprived
Go OKC.
Very out of practice.
A Title is too Mainstream
I am forbidding myself to read any more books because I just keep getting headaches and getting headaches means my eyesight is getting even poorer which means getting continuous headaches will get me blind. I am also forbidding myself to more than an hour of exposure to the computer and lying down while watching TV for the same reason. Ergo, I am denying myself a great social life at home…
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Sentiments on Missing Game 5
Missing Game 5 for school. Kunin nyo na lahat, UP! I would love to elaborate further, but it would make me sound like a dramatic hyena so instead I’m going to be grateful I even got into UP and convince myself the game is going to be a huge upset because I’ve heard a 3-1 lead has only been overcome 8 times since. Then I will get on with life and go to the OSA to ask for the letter I...
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Whew, Coach Thibs! Game. Four. Go go gooooo
dad: Those people on Tumblr are going to come to the house and kidnap you
me: Dad they barely ever leave their room
Socialism: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbour.
Communism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.
Fascism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.
Nazism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots you.
Bureaucratism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away..
Traditional Capitalism: You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
An American Corporation: You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow dropped dead.
A French Corporation: You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
Japanese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them Worldwide.
An Italian Corporation: You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.
A Swiss Corporation: You have 5000 cows. None of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.
Chinese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.
An Iraqi Corporation: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No one believes you and they bomb your arse. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy.......
Counter Culture: 'Wow, dig it, like there's these 2 cows, man, grazing in the hemp field. You gotta have some of this milk!'
Surrealism: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
Fatalist: You have 2 doomed cows...
A West-Country Corporation: You have 2 cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.
A Brazilian Corporation: You have 2 cows. You pay taxes for 6 cows. You have to sell one cow in order to pay the taxes. Your remaining cow gets sick and dies while waiting for availability in the public vet hospital.
Moffat: You have two cows. Both of them are your daughters time travelling from the past where they had a brief love affair with Da Vinci making you the rightful Queen of England.
Ryan Murphy: You had two cows but now you suddenly have none, because there is no such thing as continuity.
Bitter, Drunk Nothings
I think I’m losing it because I can’t put my thoughts into words as coherently as I used to anymore.
The so many thoughts that occupy my mind. So much, yet not even one I can relay normally.
So many fucking mishaps already, most I’m too spent to write about.
All I can say now is I hope the Bulls own Game 3 against the 76ers.
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I need a huge stress reliever. Ego / self-esteem = 0
Wa nko kasabot ngnung naingani na ni.
